COLLECTION OF RANDOM HAPPENINGS.

Jul 25

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Jul 24

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via ceruleanmoonlight)

inkprincesse:

theawesomeadventurer:

I feel bad for the kids with two dads. Not because I’m homophobic but because they have to endure two times the lethal dosage of dad jokes.

I feel bad for people with two moms because can you imagine
Three missed calls
FROM BOTH MOMS
T H E H O R R O R

(via ceruleanmoonlight)

itstimeforcomics:

Part 2

itstimeforcomics:

Part 2

(via ceruleanmoonlight)

sighswhispers:

"Jenny offered the reefer to Sarah. ‘You be an opera star,’ she said. ‘I’ll be the first female president.’" Illustration by Anne Marie Barden to accompany an excerpt from Patricia Welles’ ‘Babyhip’, published in Ladies Home Journal, September 1967.

sighswhispers:

"Jenny offered the reefer to Sarah. ‘You be an opera star,’ she said. ‘I’ll be the first female president.’" Illustration by Anne Marie Barden to accompany an excerpt from Patricia Welles’ ‘Babyhip’, published in Ladies Home Journal, September 1967.

(via illustratedladies)

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Tell me about your body. (¬‿¬)

likeafieldmouse:

Jordan Kasey - Seated Figure

likeafieldmouse:

Jordan Kasey - Seated Figure